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1 day ago
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unironicgoth:

HE TALKED TO ME

1 day ago
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foreveralone-lyguy:

troix:

foreveralone-lyguy:

internetexplorers:

change the world today by doing a thing

How much thing?

like 8 thing

That’s too much thing

3 days ago
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craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

4 days ago
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keepdrinkingpoison:

Greatest pick up of all time

4 days ago
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4 days ago
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batteur:

ah yes i’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago

4 days ago
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gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

4 days ago
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lameborghini:

if u think my text posts are bad now u should see the ones that i don’t even publish

4 days ago
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leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

4 days ago
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bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

4 days ago
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targayen:

do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

4 days ago
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DEAR YAHOO

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

stuckinaworldbeyondwonderland:

As part of the tumblr community, I ask for everyone to stand by me and say FUCK YOU YAHOO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE OUR BAND BLOGS, OUR SHERLOCK FANDOMS OR OUR DOCTOR WHO FANDOMS! YOU WILL NOT RUIN OUR LIFE’S AND WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL YOU GIVE UP BECAUSE WE ARE A FAMILY AND FAMILY’S STICK TOGETHER.

One last thing… I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SHOELACES YAHOO! YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THEY AREN’T STOLEN FROM THE PRESIDENT!

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4 days ago
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f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t:

fuck the police if you know what i mean

f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t:

fuck the police if you know what i mean