change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
ah yes i’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
if u think my text posts are bad now u should see the ones that i don’t even publish
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are
special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:
stuckinaworldbeyondwonderland:
As part of the tumblr community, I ask for everyone to stand by me and say FUCK YOU YAHOO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE OUR BAND BLOGS, OUR SHERLOCK FANDOMS OR OUR DOCTOR WHO FANDOMS! YOU WILL NOT RUIN OUR LIFE’S AND WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL YOU GIVE UP BECAUSE WE ARE A FAMILY AND FAMILY’S STICK TOGETHER.
One last thing… I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SHOELACES YAHOO! YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THEY AREN’T STOLEN FROM THE PRESIDENT!